September 8, 2006 - Friday
A.Hitler Day 4
Dear Diary,
Met with creepy Dr. Mengele today. Achtung! Had a sizeable hardened bit of nasal mucous on his cheek. Impossible to focus on what he was saying because of the poxy thing. Or, was it not nasal mucous, but some other nefarious thing? Either way, went on a tour of the SS Hospital and nearly touched a man with green skin. Had to beat him off with my umbrella as he tried to express his devotion to yours truly.
Sadly, while inspecting the operating room, my testicle got caught in the defribrillator. Mein Gott, the sensation of the raw power of electricity passing through Der Fuhrer! How can i explain? Feelings of strange euphoria followed. Mental Note: Crush Poland.
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