October 2, 2006 - Monday
A Hitler Day 17
"Dear Diary,
I have had to exterminate the luge team today. Many in The Fatherland are saddened by this, but they must understand that the sport is disgusting. Mein Gott! How one man wearing a condom to cover his entire body can lay on top of another man similarly attired is beyond me. I do not recall saying it was correct Aryan behaviour to jam a skate in your anal cavity and slide rapidly down an icy tube.
I have this to say to these men 'Get a room!'
I also do not recall how i managed to be woken up by my testicle knocking on my bedroom door this morning.
Mental note: Smear Spain..."
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