October 20, 2006 - Friday

October 20, 2006 - Friday
In the case of a printer malfunction:
In the case of a printer malfunction DO NOT PANIC. Remain calm and assess where the problem lies. It can be one of three possibilities:

1) Faulty connection between your computer and the printer.
In this case the best thing to do in this situation is introduce your computer to the printer and vice versa. This can either be done by inviting them both out for drinks and then skipping out on them early on in the evening, or beating one with the other

2) A mechanical malfunction within the printer.
In this scenario it is best to call an expert or someone familiar with ptong. If no such person is available it is advisable to stuff an angry ferret into the printer and let it sort it out.

3) A problem of toner.
By far the easiest problem to solve. If the printer is low on colour it is simply a matter of foraging for the correct berries and fauna which supply the colour for your printer. If you have a dual tone printer simply squeeze an octopus over your printer. For this all you need is a mortar and pestle and a forest (deep water if you have a dual tone).

Always remember you can test the quality of the existing toner by tasting it.