September 5, 2006 - Tuesday
Day 1 Current mood: complacent
Day 1 of my MySpace Friend Scheme:
Serious head cold. Blowing snot and bitterness everywhere. Finishing a day of work and not looking forward to arduous journey to distant paneluk. considering entering Hitler's first Diary entry instead of my own. Something along the lines of: "Dear Diary, this is my first entry into my diary. Rommel has been looking shifty these days. Got my testicle trapped in a deck chair while vacationing in Zagreb. Eva was no help. Laughter from local staff. Mental Note: liquidate Croatia..."Or is that too silly?
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