September 21, 2006 - Thursday
A. Hitler Day 13
"Dear Diary,
After months of distraction (due to our taking over the world) Goering, Himmler, Goebbels and myself finally got a chance to get our band "Total Ausfahrt" together to practice. With me on the accordian, Himmler playing the yukelele, Goering on the electric tuba and Goebbels protecting the beats on the tambourine we created wonderful music without very much prior practice. The only problem, as usual, was Himmler screaming "Hiiiyeeeeeeyaaah!" during the pauses.
Although i understand that he get's emotionally caught up in the music, it is very distracting and will not do when we go on our expected world tour after we conquer the world. I have often told him to stop, but he insists that he has no awareness of the outburst. Does he really? Is he trying to deliberately undermine our sound? And for that matter, does Goebbels realize that he uses my testicle to beat his tambourine during "Hey aryan frauline, make me a bratwurst"?
Mental Note: Steamroll Lichtenstein"
No comments:
Post a Comment