September 7, 2006 - Thursday
A. Hitler Day 3
"Dear Diary,
Does Goebbels think its funny to offer me dark meat when we are having our Weekly Land Fowl Feast? He rattles my sensibilities with these whimsical gags. Does he make fun of Der Fuhrer? I have made it clear in numerous dialogues, statements and affidavits that i will only eat aryan meat. It should be served with potatoes, not sweet, but aryan potatoes made from the hard work of an aryan farmer (preferably named Hans or Gunther).
Regrettably, i got my testicle caught in the turkey while Ava was stuffing the cursed bird. Im certain i heard chortling in the kitchen. Mental Note: subjugate Turkey."
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