September 13, 2006 - Wednesday
A Hitler Day 7
"Dear Diary,
Met with Mussolini today. Sheisse what a blowhard! Endlessly we could debate the relevant necessity of fascism but this does not change the fact that he is a retarded noodle-sucker like the rest of his greasy people. During our traditional game of checkers he had the audacity to cup my scrotal sack and ask me "How is the big boy..?"! That slimy stinking bastard; Lord of a Country of Hairy Overdramatic Homosexuals he is. What kind of mad drunken state was I in to sign a treaty with this fuckface?
Anyway, got my testicle caught in Benito later on in the day. We shan't play that game again...
Mental note: subjugate Italy
...Well, maybe later."
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