September 12, 2006 - Tuesday
A. HItler Day 6
"Dear Diary,
Very exciting day for myself and the fatherland -- the total invasion of Poland! Thought: for a predominantly aryan country they are not the brightest people -- crushing Warsaw was a simple matter of walking in backwards while convincing the Poles that we were leaving. It proved very difficult to find their intellectual elite for execution by a single bullet in the brain. The SS did find a few moderately intelligent people playing chess in Krakov and shot them a few times instead. One mental degenerate they shot repeatedly and beat with a club for many hours...
Nothing could put a damper on the day aside from getting my testicle caught in some borscht while dining in Wroclaw. But as these things go, so they go.
Mental note: smash France"
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